Not going to lie, i forgot i had this! Haven’t entertained any readers in so long! Anyways… cut to the chase. Interesting times have occured recently. The music has been dominating my whole life so far - all types most notably reggae, dubstep, liquid drum n bass, 70s rock and last but not least The streets and Kanye West’s new albums. They are sweet albums and totally taken over me.

All that know me well would have realised I have been ‘avin it largee’ recently, last month has been a 2 night a weekend job on something. Im not sure why, but i just cant make going a night without getting fucked up. Perhaps its a premature mid-life crisis??

Christmas period was a CRACKER. P joke that some may get, some may not haha. Went out if not every night , at least every other night - got to make the most of christmas. Only comes around once a year! LEDS CHRISTMAS- We all get the old curry in, exchange secret santas(some good, some were dire - danny dyer!) and of course we got FUCKED. New years at Emma Greenwoods - wowza. So many memories: danny reynolds greening out after the first joint at 8pm, sna downing a little bottle of rum, girls dying all over the place lol. But the biggest of all. LAWL was not being classic lawl! HE GOT DRUNK - SMASHED for the first time in his life bless him and his little aeroplane.

loving for all the leds :)  That was parns letting off a little pent up steam

Your sincerely, Mr Amazing

Bring me the horizon - Blessed with a curse.  AHHH YEEEE, quality song for all moods!

i forgot to say about the kings game  :O . Friday 8th October - a day for the calendar. Hopefully in excess of 500 people in the crowd cheering on the maths school rangers as we proceed to batter some public school bellends :D I haven’t worked so hard in the gym as i did today in all my life so beware kings! and ladies have a look ;) wheey ha. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get your arses down and shout, sing, drink, do whatever as long as your there :D its going to be a brilliant night. Finished off with a curry, beerssssssss and a cigar :P

Be there or beware… coz i will be coming to find you

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

So long since iv recorded a beautiful story. One of the more crazier weekends to blog about! Friday night - sat and chilled, playing ps2 with the guru, an early night :O got to be prepared for the game the next morning! turned up to school for a game against chis & sid rather refreshed by 2 monster energy drinks and a grenade pill. WAS SHAKING LIKE FUCK! i dont think i have been so energised in my life except after a bit of the pill magic in leeds :P. Well we went 12-3 up at half time courtesy of MY beautiful penalty kicks. But then ref decided to turn on us and be a cunt and we ended up losing 16-12 and i let him know my feelings you might say. Then to megan angus’ party! So pissed off about the game that i bought another energy drink and 12 stellas. i then found a comfy seat in her kitchen and proceeded to take each drink out one by one. Nick gave me another stella on top of my 12. we know where this is going hahaha. Went to tesco express to buy jack some booze but they wouldnt serve me coz it was for him and he didnt have id :( so i knocked loads of there chocolate rack on the floor and gave him a piece of my mind! then a load of shit happened that i dont know about coz of my obvious state ;) we then got a lift to chloe liveseys house, i walked through the door and cotched by the loo and didnt move for many hours! basically dead! then we had to walk home at a very late time :( i got to my house, it was locked so i headbutted it :S oops i broke the glass! so we walked down to jacks and slept there. I returned in the morning and tried to blame it on robbers lmao but it failed hahaha they were cool about it!

Hope you enjoyed the return of hughs ramblings!

There is no such thing as a mixed-gender friendship. In every one at least either the boy or the girl must like the other one. However, there is a place beyond this known as the “friend-zone”. This is where the friendship has gone on too long for either to make a move, even if they have finally conjured up the courage to do so!

My weekly review of a fun event. Alice Woods house party in her own dance studio! Good buzz, lots of maths school lads and rgs gash, the leds of course were in. partied away as per, drunk drinks as per. Then noticed that there were some muggy cunts among us. One starts slagging off Nick. Then they squared up to eachother whilst i was comforting a very drunk young lady. So i had enough, wound up and smacked this pikey who wasnt even invited :P. From this courageous of act of beauty, a massive brawl broke out. With the boy and his pikey mates finding themselves being beaten to a pulp by loads of maths school boys, whey love brawling with my mates haha. Just to compound their misery they were locked out the place and swore at us for a while from the other side of the iron gates lol. Oh and previously Danny Reynolds flopped Stellio Furner one punch so Stellio decided to kick off with everyone! Anywho, after the excitement of the brawl, many were on a high and for a reason im not sure coz i was too drunk to remember the story, shelden smacked Alex Williams!

All in all a fabulous evening, fights and the likes make for great entertainment.

And on that note i will remind all of those who are unsure, you must always stick up for mates, no what matter might happen as a result of it. Do first and concider the consequences afterwards.

Tap ‘n’ tin bei! Monday night so pound a drink, yes im on that! Went to prince oof wales for a guiness first to get the ball rolling and watch Luke Butcher drink 4 in 45 minutes. Then straight to tap and hit the snakebites and every drink behind the bar. As usual got wasted. Then headed for the dancefloors. Drum ‘n’ Bass room, messy. Got a couple of nice birds ;) one stormed off at one point coz i only had 40p haha. Main dancefloor - carnage! Pure mosh pits all round. DRENCHED!! sweat was heaving off me from all  angles! Quality night although it did end on my own for 2 hours :P but i enjoyed the dancing too much to go when everyone else did ha.

Truelad day(friday) dawned on the lads of the UK. But the actual leds had no real plans! So we all walked up to blue bell hill ( hardinges, johnston, coydy and lawrence). We were joined by the newest gled - Rose gray - nutter :D and Emma Greenwood. We began watching the beautiful view and drinking of course. Then i decided to run to Walderslade alone to meet Mel Norris, then we walked back, me off my face :/ . Then we met everyone else again and saw Rose puke up! she only had 5 beers she claims hahaha. Then had to walk all the way home through the scary forest! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Then collapsed on the bed at mine with smelanie. Funny old night!

Havent got smashed since friday so role on monday night :D

Best party iv ever been to! Started off a bit mellow, it was raining so the mood was a little low :( . But then the people kept coming and it livened up. But what really got it going was sidd sitting on the fridge and everyone killing him with sausages, it turned into a full-scale war! That got everyone hyped! From then on everyone seemed to be running around like they were infected with something crazy. I then proceeded to check out the rest of the house and found my way to a room, which was eventually known as the “weed room”. Lots of weed, booze and some sick dubstep blaring :D. I got fucked! Being the adventurous specie that i am, i forced nick to come down to the basement with me to see what was down there… A wine cellar! i couldnt beleive my discovery. Hundreds of bottles of homemade beer and wine :O I felt like christopher columbus on his search for spices and shit! However he failed and i didnt ;). I think i must have got the munchies as i felt desire to eat all the bread and then cook a vegetable lasagne and a cottage pie in the microwave! Unfortunately all the drama unfolded just as i was tucking into my cottage pie. The Police turned up, ahhh. Everyones scramming everywhere, but im hungry so i quietly sit down outside and eat my cottage pie with connor laker. Then we hear a mysterious whispering sound whilst the police are searching the house. It was nick hardinges, halfway up a ladder a few gardens away! He scrammed big time! So we all got kicked out and went up this road, waited half an hour and decided the time is right to go back for more. So everyone pretended to clean up and instead threw pillows and generally continued the carnage ha. But good old PC Plod and co returned LOLs. I pegged it as i had some illegal substances but Hards got caught and sat in a room with everyone else. Thankfully none of us were searched, we just got bollocked, well to be fair we were all taking the piss so it was hardly a bollocking, wheyy unlucky PC cuntface. So we all left, got in Eddys car and headed for Mcdonalds but low and behold the same policeman was back, had a go at eddy for going round and round the roundabout about 30 times(we were waiting for casey and the gleds) and i was threatened a £60 fine for not having a seatbelt on - it didnt work! But then we went back to Roses when all the police had gone to try and sleep, but i didnt get a wink until i got to my own home at 11am! OMG SO TIRED, but all was worth it for the craziest night out ever! im sad it has all ended :(

P.S. not everything of the night could be mentioned as every reader would be reading a novel.